Expert

I was at a new job for about a month when my boss told me that I was traveling to a client site. Being the new guy, certainly there was someone far more experienced to send, right? Right? So I asked my boss why I was being sent. I was told that I knew DOS. I said I knew a few DOS commands. I was then told that made me the expert.

Side story. We traveled to the client’s site and met with various people…